Nature's Onslaught Continues

Some of you may rememeber that Nature and Flo with a silent G are at odds lately. Of course Nature has far more power than Flo with a silent G and she's willing to use it to belittle and humble my poor car. It's not that I think she deserves it - far from it in fact - but come on! Who picks fights with Mother Nature?

The answer is, my car does. Below is a more detailed record of my car's continual humilation at the expense of the various beasts at Nature's disposal. All of them using the worst of guerilla warfare, the lowest and basest insults only are to be hailed upon my car.

The shit storm of 2006.

No part of the car shall remain untouched. At all times is Flo with a silent G to be covered in bird feces. Large smatterings of guano even grace the windshield and smear about as I try to see while driving. Is this my fight? No. Leave me out of it Nature. I'm neutral in this. I'm Switzerland.

Inside and outside views of a particularly messy streak.

Anyway that's the current plight of my poor abused car. We love her so, but man does she hurt for respect. It's slow coming that respect, and it's tragic that it is. Maybe someday Flo with a silent G will learn to stop picking fights with Nature's minions. Minions, it turns out, are a group you don't want to mess with.

At least she's not getting dive bombed like this car. I mean look at that! It's incredible. It's like some sort of Giant Whooping Crane dropped one on the hood of this car. Oh Flo with a silent G I hope you and nature never get that angry with each other!